Jokes on you! Heid and Spence and the prolific nature of Dave Chappelle

Let's start with Dave Chappelle, I just watched the Negrodomus skit from the second season of the Dave Chappelle show-does anyone remember the part where Negrodomous predicts Rosie O'Donnell will become a man marry Liza Minnelli's husband and beat him? It seems better now, and then Negrodomus predicts that Star Jones will have two jobs one on the View, take her wig off and do the weather.
Well Star Jones certainly changed her entire appearance since then and now she is not on the View at all...Hmmmm? Coincidence I think not.

Now let us get into the newest edition of Us Weekly in which as a sidebar article, and I say that because it is one of the last I read after the ones on people's clothes no less. The article to which I refer is called Heidi and Spencer 'Their side of the Story.' Huh? I don't care what their side of the story is? Didn't they get the memo? There just tools for MTV to use to further the show The Hills and their star Lauren Conrad. (Sorry MTV, I didn't mean to ruin anything, but don't worry no one who reads this will be surprised anyways.)

Really, many of my friends have spent many a great minute laughing at Spencer or talking about what an !@#$U^# he is...and then moved on because guess what? It's a show that is obviously scripted for the entertainment of TEENAGERS. And the rest of us, and by that I mean those of us who work for a LIVING, don't have our parent's handing us money, cannot pay people to style us and work us out (but still look good anyways because we can read), went to college, and have actual goals that mean something to the world and not just ourselves. Ugh, and that's just those of us in DC who are average. Don't get me started on the brainiac world changers because they make me feel mediocore.

Oops, did that sound mean? Well it's the truth, this show is for our entertainment and that's it, the self importance these two put into their article is ridiculous, they just don't get that there's a joke here and it's them. I would have to say Lauren Conrad does well only because she doesn't seem to take it too seriously and she seems earnest more than anything else. I have no problem believing that Heidi is a dumb girl who is happy to be controlled by this guy.

Seriously, she got a boob job and rhinoplasty because of him and she doesn't need either, the guy called himself 'the world's greatest boyfriend. ' Wow, dummy, she's supposed so say that about you, not you about yourself. That's okay, it makes us laugh. The best part of the article is when Heidi says she never made Lauren pick between Jason (who is in jail for beating people up, good one, looser). Uh, wait a second, didn't Lauren dump him? And he never tried to drive you away from her, like Spence did, eh?

I can totally buy that these two were playing games with each other, except Heidi was a total bitch to Audrina like she took it very seriously. If they were playing games you think she would have clued Audrina in instead of making her cry for being a friend. Huh, unless Heidi is just as gross as Spence....hmmm.

And why am I supposed to believe that because Heidi 'didn't call Lauren' when her sex tape broke that she didn't leak it, huh. Was she high when she thought of that logic? Maybe it was the same logic that lead Spence to dress in a count as Vampire outfit for his picture with Heidi for Us Weekly with drinks in their hands??? :)

And best yet is when Spence says 'Lauren couldn't get into clubs before she met us!' Really, she couldn't get into clubs but she got a show on MTV that she stars in and you two will probably not be apart of because you are too stupid to realize how unimportant all this bickering is, because you are too bored, too dumb, and need to be stuck in the real world without a credit card for awhile-to value friendships or people.

And I have to end with this, Spence looked like a @#$%@#%& in the show because he is a %*@!&%*, and Heidi looks dumb, because she is, there are just some parts of the show that come through the script.

In the end, it's all just great entertainment, I don't care if Lauren has a sex tape, she was dumb to make it. And I laugh as Spence and Heidi continue to spin not realizing no one cares if they are really nice people because they probably aren't and their spot on the show was small and entertaining.. really.